Canadian
[x] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[x] You know what poutine is
[x] You speak French or some.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi.
[ ] "Play Money" is green.
[ ] You understand the phrase "I left my toque on the chesterfield"
[x] Kraft Dinner is a meal, not a side dish.
[x] You suck at basketball.
[ ] You hate the Quebecois.
[x] You think Quebec should seperate from Canada. (Just let them go, damn. >_< )

Total = 7 (I am a Canadian wannabe...Nice try, eh? )

British
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[x] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[x] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[x] Its football...not soccer.
[x] You sometimes speak in a British Accent.
[x] You somethimes write words the British way. (i.e. colour, tyre, civilisation)

Total = 9 (I am officially British...Smashing!!)

Australian
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[x] You call flip flops thongs not flip flops.
[x] You love a backyard barbie.
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[x] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[x] You have an australian something
[x] You have had Vegimite or Eat Vegimite

Total = 8 (I am officially Australian...Cheers Mate! ^_^)

Italian
[x] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[x] You know Italian songs.
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[x] You speak Italian or some.
[x] You are under 5'10''
[ ] You know what an italian horn is
[x]Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!!!
[x] You talk with your hands.
[x] You like to lounge around the house in a tank top shirt.
[ ] You have at LEAST 3 girls in your family named "Marie."

Total = 10 (I am officially Italian...Bravissimo!)

Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of remember.
[x] You speak Spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[x] You are dark skinned.
[x] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[x] You know what platanos are.
[x] You once believed in "La Llorona" or "Cucui"
[x] You love Selena.
[x] You once played Ranchero or Mariachi music to annoy your neigbors.
[ ] You don't say "Hot Dog" or "Franks", you say "Weenies."
[x] You've been to a Quinceñera...And it lasted HOURS.

Total = 10 (I am officially Spanish...¡Simón!)

Russian
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[x] You get short tempered.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[x] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[x] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
[x] You like Borscht.
[x] You say "Da" to confirm something.
[x] You think Russia has the BEST figure skaters.

Total = 9 (I am officially Russian...FOR MOTHER RUSSIA!!)

Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[ ] You like the color green.
[x] You have been to a st. pattys day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have blonde hair. (um.. now I do?)
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[x] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
[ ] You beat your girlfriend or spouse.
[x] You can Irish stepdance.

Total = 3 (I'm part Irish...I wish, boyo. XD)

African American
[ ]You say nigga/nukka casually. (I hardly say it at all. XD)
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[x] You like rap.
[x] You know how to shoot a gun
[x] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[x] You can dance.
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.
[x] You know what Chitterlings are and you like them.
[x] You're from the "Dirty South."
[x] You don't like cold weather.

Total = 8 (I am officially African American...No DUH! XD)

Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math.
[ ] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from asia.
[ ] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
[x] You have mastered the use of chopsticks.
[x] You can read some Kanji, Hanzi, or Hanja.
[ ] You are a terrible driver.
[x] You think Anime is the best thing since sliced bread.
[ ] Your parents didn't tolerate anything less than an "A."

Total = 4 (I'm part Asian...NOT ENOUGH!! TRY HARDER!! >_< )

German
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[x] You Speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is. (duh)
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[x] You're over 5'2
[x] You have gone to Oktoberfest and LOVED it.
[x] You call Germany, "Deutschland"
[x] You like to max out your car on freeways and interstates.
[x] You enjoy a good game of "Fingerhocklen."

Total = 11 (I AM German...Das is gut, ja? Wunderbar!!)

Brazilian
[x] You love Tropical weather.
[x] You speak Portuguese or some.
[x] You know how to Samba.
[x] You smile almost all the time.
[x] You play football a lot. (Soccer to you Americans.)
[x] You go crazy at Carnaval.
[x] You love Feijoada
[x] You know who "Zé Carioca" is.
[x] Given an offering to Iemanjá.
[x] You can dance to anything.
[x] You've kissed people of both sexes.
[x] You riot when Brazil loses a football match. (We're supposed to be the BEST! XD)

Total = 12 (I AM Brazilian...Qué legal! Eu sou brasileiro!

American
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non - Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured.
[ ] You hate abortion.
[ ] But love the death penalty. (Correction... I ADORE the death penalty)
[ ] You don't read.
[x] You shop at walmart.
[x] You think this survey is rather biased.

Total = 3 (I AM American...Git 'er done!! XD )

I snagged this from (Sorry bud.) and I just had to take it. I modified it in a few places just to make it a bit more interesting.